A Distraction...

What do you drink with dinner?:
Water or Dr. Pepper

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?:
bbq sauce & sweet and sour

What is your favorite type of food/cuisine?:
Chinese/Japanese

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Catch & Release, An Affair to Remember, The Holiday, The Wedding Date, & Recently added - Dedication.

Were you in sports in high school?
nope

Were you a boy/girl scout?
for a very brief moment I was a girl scout - but those little hookers had big mouths.

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?:
November

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?:
I used to have a perfect driving record until the stupid Kansas City, Missouri Police Department screwed it up in 2006 with their older than Methuselah officer at the bottom of a hill!!

Ran out of gas?
Once in high school, when my friend Erica was driving her boyfriend's truck that had a broken gas gage. Nice!

Favorite kind of sandwich?:
A sandwich made with that cheap Carl Budding Lunch Meat

Best thing to eat for breakfast?:
Cap n' Crunch Berries

What is your usual bedtime?:
Between 12 and 1:15AM

Are you lazy?:
at times

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?:
an extrovert if I know you already or you are coming into a situation I am comfortable with. New people - a freakish introvert

What's your favorite mixed drink?:
I like X Rated Straight - don't bother mixing it with anything

When you were a kid what did you dress up as for Halloween?
I don't remember

Do you read the newspaper?:
online

How many languages can you speak? English, a little bit of sign language, enough French & Spanish to get myself in trouble and/or lost.

Do you have any magazine subscriptions? 2, although I got a sweet deal via email today from Conde Nast publishing to get a year's subscription for Bon Appetite and Gourment for $24 total. Sweet huh? Trying to decide if I should take it.

Is Fabio ugly?:
Not just ugly....Fugly

Which are better Legos or Lincoln Logs?
Legos

Red wine or white wine?:
Red

Are you stubborn?:
stubborn/passive aggressive

Who is better...Leno or Letterman?:
Kimmel

Watch a soap opera?:
do Ugly Betty or Gray's Anatomy count?

Afraid of heights?:
depends

Sing in the car?:
fo sho!

Dance in the shower?:
No

Dance in the car?
Always!

Ever used a gun?:
yes a few times

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?:
sometime last year with Audrey at a Wedding

Are musicals cheesy?:
nope

Is Christmas stressful?:
nope

Ever eat a pierogie?:
yes - a tasty little treat.

Favorite type of fruit pie?:
apple

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?:
Singer

Do you believe in ghosts?:
nope

Ever have a Dejavu feeling?:
Yes, I had it tonight

Take a vitamin daily?:
nope

Wear slippers?:
No

Wear a bath robe?:
yup

What do you wear to bed?:
pj's

First concert?:
dc talk

Any tattoos?:
two

Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?:
depends on what it's for - But normally Target

Nike or Adidas?:
adidas

Fritos or Cheetos?:
Doritos

Corn nuts or sunflowers seeds?:
Neither

Ever heard of "gorp?":
like the witch's stew?

Ever take dance lessons?:
when I was a little girl

Is there a profession that you picture your perfect future spouse to have?
musician

Can you curl your tongue?:
yes

Ever won a spelling bee?:
Yes, in 6th grade

Have you ever cried because you were so happy?:
I cry for everything! Even when Monica has bad hair days. hehehe

5 words that describe you?:
Funny, Witty, Amusing, Hysterical, & Funny

Own any record albums?:
yes

Own a record player?: no

Regularly burn incense?:
no

Ever been in love?: yes or at least I thought I was

Who would you really like to see in concert?:
NKOTB or Madonna

Hot tea or iced tea?:
Iced

icedTea or coffee?: Iced Tea

Favorite kind of cookie?:
Homemade Chocolate Chip

Can you swim well?
yes

Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?:
yes

Ever had braces or a mouth piece?:
Never

Are you artistic?:
a little

Are you patient?:
NO

DJ or band, at a wedding?:
DJ

Ever won a contest?:
yes

Have plastic surgery?:
no

Which are better, black or green olives?
black

Can you knit or crochet?
I wish I were that talented

Best room for a fireplace?:
Bedroom

Want to get married?:
Eventually - yes

Wait for the funny

A friend and I have decided to pull off one of the greatest practical jokes on another friend. I feel secure in sharing this with you because A. The friend to be pranked doesn't know I have a blog and B. If he did he has the old one.

I digress....this prank was actually done by another friend of mine to someone else a few years back, and because it worked so marvelously I am giving it a go.

** The Prank**

An ad is placed in the community paper (ie. The San Antonio Current) or online (Craigslist) that someone is giving away a free pet monkey. For whatever reason they need to give it away and it needs to be to a good family, of course. The ad is closed out with the persons name and phone number.

Now, we're not a 100% sold on this one, although I have to admit that it is one of my favorites. So if you have anything more brilliant and can get it to me in the next 48 hours we will begin Operation Marcel (the Monkey on Friends) on Tuesday, April 2nd. And I will let you know the funny that unfolds.

Peace,
Drine