The funny things people say

So, I'm sure most of you know that when I need a good laugh I cruise over to Craigslist and look through the missed connections. And before you ask, no I'm not missing anyone, nor do I think I was missed. BUT, I have found that these postings often give me a good laugh, and very rarely a tear or two.

Here is one of my favorite's this week - And it's only MONDAY!

Chachos saterday after midnight - m4w - 34 ( 2 girls)
Reply to: pers-812817467@craigslist.org [?]Date: 2008-08-25, 6:13PM CDT

2 girls one in white and one in blue ---u girls walked in went upstairs ---then later saw u 2 sitting down but never saw u girls get food ----both of u looked thick not fat just thick ---im intrested in the one in white u have a very pretty smile please get back to me thanx

Ok - first notice the spelling of Saturday. CLASSIC! Second - what girl isn't roped in by you calling her thick?? I mean it's one thing to refer to yourself that way, but I don't know that it's all that flattering to have some random guy refer to you that way.

This one is just scandoulous!

Gym Shower JO m4m - m4m - 38 (NC)
Reply to: pers-812601550@craigslist.org [?]Date: 2008-08-25, 3:56PM CDT

Nice show you put on at Lifetime shower after steam room yesterday. Would like to see it again. If you see this, look me up.

And lastly, ghetto but sweet...

To my coworker two doors down - m4w - 40 (78251)
Reply to: pers-809900202@craigslist.org [?]Date: 2008-08-23, 5:21PM CDT

Hi Hottie! I know you'll never see this but I think you rock! Your soon to be ex husband has got to be the dumbest f'ing retard in the world! I know you are hurting and in a bad place right now, but, in time I know you will be sooo much better off with out him. No, I am not suggesting I am the guy to make it all better for you, but just wishing you knew that you are wonderful, smart, funny, look Hot as a sandy beach somewhere in July, and you smell damn good. On the not often enough occasion that you brush by me or lean in to tell me something, I can't breathe right for an hour because my chest tightens up from being that close. You are fantastic in every way!

If you are in need of some entertainment this week, please do yourself a favor and go to Craigslist and read the Missed Connections for your city -or anywhere. A warning though you can get hooked - read it in moderation!